20 Comebacks for People Who Make Negative Comments

There are indeed bitter people all over the surface of the earth. While science is still looking for a cure for them, learn these comebacks for when they try to embarrass or pull you down for absolutely no reason at all. Most of them can shut them up.

  1. When they call you ugly, reply: maybe you should eat makeup so you can try to be beautiful on the inside.
  2. I can always count on you to relentlessly point out the negative.
  3. Unless you’re a pregnancy test, take your negativity elsewhere.
  4. Your opinion is not my reality.
  5. Naysayers gonna naysay!
  6. And you pointing out the obvious is helpful?
  7. Please tell the negative committee which meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.
  8. If you cannot be positive then at least be quiet.
  9. A negative mind will never give you a positive life.
  10. Keep your miserable ass away from me.
  11. The only negativity I want in my life is a pregnancy test.
  12. Unless your name is google, stop acting like you know everything.
  13. I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone else.
  14. When someone makes a judgmental comment about your life, reply: Don’t judge my path if you haven’t walked my journey.
  15. When someone says you’re stupid: I may not be perfect, but at least, I’m not you.
  16. When someone calls you a loser: whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.
  17. If you someone asks if you farted: no darling, I didn’t fart. I just blew you a kiss with my bottom.
  18. When they call you a nerd: Be nice to nerds, chances are, you will end up working for one.
  19. When they dislike you for telling the truth: hey I don’t sugarcoat anything. I’m not a bakery.
  20. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

Hope you had fun with the comebacks!

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