There are indeed bitter people all over the surface of the earth. While science is still looking for a cure for them, learn these comebacks for when they try to embarrass or pull you down for absolutely no reason at all. Most of them can shut them up.
- When they call you ugly, reply: maybe you should eat makeup so you can try to be beautiful on the inside.
- I can always count on you to relentlessly point out the negative.
- Unless you’re a pregnancy test, take your negativity elsewhere.
- Your opinion is not my reality.
- Naysayers gonna naysay!
- And you pointing out the obvious is helpful?
- Please tell the negative committee which meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.
- If you cannot be positive then at least be quiet.
- A negative mind will never give you a positive life.
- Keep your miserable ass away from me.
- The only negativity I want in my life is a pregnancy test.
- Unless your name is google, stop acting like you know everything.
- I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone else.
- When someone makes a judgmental comment about your life, reply: Don’t judge my path if you haven’t walked my journey.
- When someone says you’re stupid: I may not be perfect, but at least, I’m not you.
- When someone calls you a loser: whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.
- If you someone asks if you farted: no darling, I didn’t fart. I just blew you a kiss with my bottom.
- When they call you a nerd: Be nice to nerds, chances are, you will end up working for one.
- When they dislike you for telling the truth: hey I don’t sugarcoat anything. I’m not a bakery.
- If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Hope you had fun with the comebacks!
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